It's been a while...

Well, it's definitely been a while since I posted. I have worked three weeks straight without a single day off, so posting on my blog was unfortunately not a priority. As the tax season is almost over I'm hoping that after a weekend of rest, friends and taxes, I'll be able to post a bit more. In the meantime, a little something to make you all smile:

New 2007 Tax Code

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007 , the penis will now be taxed according to size. (Thanks to our new speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi)

The brackets are> as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone fewer than 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

Have a happy day!!!