K State O Rabote . . .

Потолок зарплаты зависит от пола.

Работа... Когда ее нет - хочется, чтобы она была. Когда она есть -хочется, чтобы ее не было.

Жизнь грустная, зато зарплата смешная.

Какая разница между глупостью и тупостью?
Глупость-временное излечимое заболевание, тупость-хроническая болезнь.

"Definition of status seeking: Buying things you can't afford, that you don't need, to impress people you don't like". -Anonymous

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -Robert Orben

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job. -Malcolm S. Forbes

Commuter - one who spends his life
In riding to and from his wife;
A man who shaves and takes a train,
And then rides back to shave again.
-E.B. White, "The Commuter," Poems and Sketches, 1982

I'm sure Jeff would agree:
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. -Robert Frost

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. -Anonymous