What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a roadmap the wrong way.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
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