Quote (or rather spam) for the day

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

If you give her a little sadness, she’ll give you a load of grief. So,

If you give her any crap, you’re gonna get a ton o’ shit.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.